She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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