Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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