Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We are two peas in an std pod
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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