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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I looked at my own cervix.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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