She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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