How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
