Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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