Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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