i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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