Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
3pm strippers are depressing
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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