My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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