Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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