problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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