i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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