I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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