I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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