Me. At least after what I've been through.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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