Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
love makes seman taste better
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
