Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
NoShamevember. You game?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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