Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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