We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she pinky promised me she was 18
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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