i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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