i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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