i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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