the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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