guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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