it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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