You can't motorboat a personality
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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