I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
