The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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