Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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