By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she looked like the before picture.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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