im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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