The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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