what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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