Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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