This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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