Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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