2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
should my penis look like a turkey
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dick very happy bro
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
