I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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