Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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