she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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