I cockslap morals
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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