Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
