So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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