I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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