do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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