He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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