I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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