we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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