sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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